25, can we go back to precedented times? (not pretty enough to be a bot)
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
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Choose one Tumblr update
a dislike button
remove Tumblr live
add a heart beside your fave mutuals urls
customizable color palettes
monetization for making posts
eliminations
being able to edit other people’s posts again
bring back group chats or add group messaging
Tumblr store but it’s all products made and sold by real tumblrinas
terfs, racists, bigots, etc get a 💩 by their url if they get reported a lot
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oh ostrich, we’re really in it now
Big Bird and Snuffalupagus IRL.
soulmate au
Infinite improbability drive
til the maximum size of a pdf is 381 x 381 km
Tumblrs bigger, its the next pdf
Where’s Waldo: Nightmare Difficulty
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The most common geographical evidence we have from ancient Rome are catalogs of places. Roman maps, to the extent that they existed at all, were almost certainly rare and expensive. Ordinary Romans would not have had access to them. Instead, Romans would have used itineraria, which are just what they sound like — lists of the places a traveler might encounter along a certain road. Many itineraria are catalogs of the milestones that the Roman government placed on its road network.
One of the more famous itineraries is found on a set of cups that were excavated in Vicarello; they describe the route from Cadiz, Spain to Rome.
real talk no joke if this site ever closes its gates and shuts down I will literally be so fucking inconsolable it’s not even funny.
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what the hell is in my drink
yeah sorry i just don’t think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.
yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.